Someone Vandalized My Car! 


This city is full of idiots who good people just hope they don’t run into. Well today I ran into one of the idiots. My landlord told me someone poured dirt on my windshield. So I checked my car and low and behold. Apparently, I had parked in two spaces by accident on an already gridlocked street. Mind you I drive a Mustang which is already 1.5 New York City length cars anyway since people here drive some tiny cars. Well,  I hope whoever did it catches some rare sewer disease from playing in nasty, polluted, city dirt. People like him are who make everyone’s car insurance expensive, including his own.

The good news is, I met two new awesome neighbors who live on the same street and we spent the last hour laughing it off. New Yorkers are great.


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