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So wish me luck, pray, kiss the Blarney stone, shake chicken blood on some lizard bones, eat an eye of newt, rain dance, sweep someone toes, throw sugar over your left shoulder, fart in the westward wind while hopping on one foot, pray a thousand times to Lakshmi, cast a soulstone, summon a demon portal, do whatever you do to wish me good luck because I’m going to need it.


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