I Should Be A Weather Reporter

Like I said, Hurricane Ophelia isn’t coming here. Everyone is getting all riled up over the Hurricane Katrina Factor and I been told everyone three days ago Ophelia isn’t coming here and would be nothing more but a cumulonimbus cloud by the time it gets here if it does. Right now its just spinning around in the ocean a long ways from here and all warnings and watches have been lifted from Newport News. It doesn’t even look like a hurricane anymore, just a round pile of clouds. Although it could spin back westward in that case we would be fucked but I doubt it. Reporters say its going to spin out to New England. Bummer.