RE: Seven Different Types of (Single) 35-Year-Old Women

Seven Different Types of (Single) 35-Year-Old Women

Which one are you? I think I’m more of The Mouse.

4.  The Mouse

The Mouse is a nervous, timid girl, usually wearing a cardigan to counter a chill that no one else feels.  Her hobbies are esoteric–maybe she sings in a choir, or takes ceramics.  She hasn’t been known to date anyone for years, in fact, it’s generally assumed that she is a little afraid of men, their roughness and loudness and unpredictable natures.  Her life is a china shop, and she fears the proverbial bull.  She has two cats, each of which has an old-fashioned, multisyllabic name–Desdemona or Sebastian.  The Mouse musters up the courage to put herself out there every once in a while, but psyching herself up for the Singles Volunteer Event or whatever is so exhausting that she’s always spent by the time it rolls around.  Her shabby-chic apartment on a quiet street is her bookish refuge.



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